20 7 / 2014

transluminescence:

overlypolitebisexual:

men like girls who “don’t know they are beautiful” because they are afraid that one day you will realise that you are the sun and the stars and he is nothing but a discarded plastic bag clogging up the ocean that you are

seriously this is so gross and basically just means ‘i wanna be with a gorgeous girl who doesn’t realize she’s too good for me’

(via fuckyeahloldemort)

19 7 / 2014

picklespickleyama:

bronzebasilisk:

fan-troll:

lord-kitschener:

jimblespage:

jolys:

caterjunes:

spiffymuffin:

yunghau5:

3dboyfriends:

smashbrethren:

prostheticknowledge:

Dildo Generator

Online 3D experiment by Ikaros Kappler which is described as a “Extrusion/Revolution Generator” ….

Created with three.js, you can alter the bezier curves and angle of the form, and is designed with 3D printing in mind (models can be exported and saved, as well as calculated weight in silicone).

Try it out for yourself (if you wish) here

the time is now

hell yeah

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ah yes, the ol rolling pin dilda

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it’s called the purple ramjet

which end do you start with? the answer is yours to decide

shove a vase up your ass

not even jesus could save yall motherfuckers’ souls

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i call it the matterhorn

cackling just continues to get louder as I scroll through

i think this is the first time an internet community has discovered something customizable and adamantly refused to make penises

(via g-iggle)

19 7 / 2014

fandoms-are-my-one-true-love:

All my favorite Harry Potter bad lip reading gifs I have collected 

(via g-iggle)

18 7 / 2014

"If media conglomerates as massive as Time Warner and Fox need to get bigger to combat the power of Comcast, what do you suppose that means for the much smaller Web-based services that will be fighting for the necessary bandwidth to survive?"

18 7 / 2014

15 7 / 2014

(Source: sandandglass, via pricklylegs)

13 7 / 2014

13 7 / 2014

13 7 / 2014

o-dawgtheinvincible:

sigmarikz:

certaflyably:

thirstingaintdead:

Top 3 phrases that’ll create sexual tension

  1. "Make me",
  2. "oh really",
  3. "is that so"

"prove it"

"What’s in it for me?"

"The Black Death was one of the most devastating pandemics in human history, resulting in the deaths of an estimated 75 to 200 million people and peaking in Europe in the years 1348–50 CE."

(via g-iggle)

13 7 / 2014

angrystarfish:

im gonna throw this at everyone

angrystarfish:

im gonna throw this at everyone

(Source: hi-dianaa, via g-iggle)

13 7 / 2014

nuodai:

im such a fucking jealous asshole i pretend like i dont care but i care so much im gonna explode

(via thefuuuucomics)

13 7 / 2014

Be nice to everyone, always smile and appreciate things because it could all be gone tomorrow.” Cory Monteith (May 11, 1982 - July 13, 2013)

(Source: chloeharrris, via fuckyeahglee)

12 7 / 2014

hands0nic:

brokenquill:

The second worst burn that Two Face has ever felt.

the comment perfected this post

hands0nic:

brokenquill:

The second worst burn that Two Face has ever felt.

the comment perfected this post

(Source: i.chzbgr.com, via kingsleyyy)

12 7 / 2014


A Pollo…

A Pollo…

(Source: t36mafia, via ideasviajando)

12 7 / 2014

thegreatestusernameinthegalaxy:

radiobee:

coffee-and-rainsticks:

Book borrowing is the biggest form of true love it’s like, “Here’s a piece of my soul that I think you would enjoy.” 

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*slow clap for the harry potter fandom*

(via ruinedchildhood)